The Blonde Cop

A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.” The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist searches around in her [...]

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Three Women in Heaven

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, [...]

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Date With Another Doctor

At a medical seminar, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other across the room. The male doctor saunters over and the flirting continues, eventually he asks her to dinner and she happily accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, [...]

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Game of Intelligence

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on a plane. The lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Eventually the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, [...]

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The Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist is touring and one night he’s doing a show in a club in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual act including his repertoire of dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde woman in the middle of the crowd stands up and starts shouting at the [...]

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Sneaking Out Of Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey, girls,” says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.” So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the [...]

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Norvegian Virus

VARNING: MinnySoda Compewtr Virus Ve haf just sent you da NORVEGIAN VIRUS. Since ve do not haf any programming experience and do not know how to actually demage your computir, dis Virus verks on da honor system. Please forward dis Virus to eferyvone on your mailing list and den manually delete all of da files [...]

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Men’s Weight Loss Program

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as [...]

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Messing with Mother Nature

There were these two best friends out playing golf one beautiful day. After hitting their tee shots, both noticed that neither was even close to the fairway. One friend hit it way left, the other way right. They decided that since the shots were so bad, they’d just meet up at the hole. So the [...]

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